Raxacoricofallapatorius
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strawberrypatty:

diglestrade:

Casually realising that Lestrade met Sherlock when he was 25-ish and would probably have called him ‘lad’ or ‘kid’ back then.

Casually realising me might still slip and call Sherlock ‘lad’ or ‘kid’ to this day…

This pleases me.

  #omg    #greg lestrade    #sherlock  

as-seenon-tv:

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

My friend said “yogurt can be fat free”

scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager


there’s something about mary.

there’s something about mary.

  #holy shit    #this is beautiful    #sherlock    #mary morstan    #mary Watson    #liar    #agra    #amanda Abbington    #perfect creature  

benedictunicorn:

Amanda Abbington as Louise Munroe in Case Histories season 1

  #Fili I hate you    #amanda abbington    #perfect creature    #louise MUnroe    #case histories  

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

dreamerskeepwriting:

For those of you who says Mary is such a liar, and it’s terrible that she would lie and kill to stay with John, just think about this for a second.

You are a compromised ex-CIA who’s got red on your ledger, warrants out for your ass and…

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

metal-knight:

scootybootyman:

lascocks:

unexplained-events:

This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what was eating the prize fish and attacking the coral. Experts say that this worm can permanently numb a human with it’s sting.

NO
THANKS

WE NEED TO TAKE ENGLAND
AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The real question here is:
How the fuck do you suddenly find something like this in an aquarium.
how the fuck did it get there without anyone noticing it.

moving away from this planet a.s.a.p.

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

metal-knight:

scootybootyman:

lascocks:

unexplained-events:

This giant(4 foot long) KILLER worm was discovered in an aquarium(Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium) in the UK. They found Barry, the giant killer worm, when they were trying to find out what was eating the prize fish and attacking the coral. Experts say that this worm can permanently numb a human with it’s sting.

NO

THANKS

WE NEED TO TAKE ENGLAND

AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

The real question here is:

How the fuck do you suddenly find something like this in an aquarium.

how the fuck did it get there without anyone noticing it.

moving away from this planet a.s.a.p.

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Ladies & Gentlemen, Amanda Abbington. (x)

my-flourish-and-blotts:

Ladies & Gentlemen, Amanda Abbington. (x)

  #laugh at how desperate they are?    #Amanda Abbington    #actual saint    #perfect creature    #sherlock    #warstan    #johnlock    #mary Watson    #liar    #agra    #twitter    #chimpsinsocks  

I WILL DEFEND MARY WATSON UNTIL MY VERY LAST BREATH.

  #not hers    #mine    #take note    #mary Watson    #mary morstan    #sherlock  
  #sherlock    #tsot    #warstan  
I want both of these

I want both of these

  #Amanda Abbington    #chimpsinsocks    #Rebecca callard    #rebeccacallard    #twitter    #the hobbit    #the office  
Me looking at flowers: if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress
Reading outside to avoid family but it hurts

Reading outside to avoid family but it hurts

  #ow sun    #avert thine eyes  

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

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Raxacoricofallapatorius

Amanda Abbington is a goddess. Norah 18. Female. Wife of Gordon Ramsay.

Best Person Ever- please follow her

Sherlockian through and through with a dash of Doctor Who and sprinkles of many other fandoms. Downton Abbey, TF2, Dishonored, Fargo, and LotR to name a few. And hey. Never hesitate to talk about anything. <3

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